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Hmmm.  Yup, that's right.  Michael Jordan sporting a Hitler mustache.  I can't for the life of me understand why.  EVERYONE knows that's a Hitler mustache.  There's no mistaking it.  Oh sure, he might have been able to get away with calling it a Chaplin mustache - BEFORE HITLER TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! 

Why wouldn't someone at Hanes say, "Uh, Mike, uh, you can't be in our commercial with a Hitler mustache.  It might offend most of the free world."  Maybe no one noticed.  No one noticed his Hitler mustache.  I could be wrong.  Maybe the Hanes guy did try to talk to him.  Maybe he left him a voice mail:

"Uh, Mike, hey, it's Chad from Hanes.  Hey, we were knocking around some ideas about the new commercial we're filming next month.  We're struggling in the southern U.S. markets and north central Europe.  If you have any ideas that might help us gain market share in those areas, we'd be sure to listen.  Your idea adding Charlie Sheen to the previous spots was stellar.  Anyway, let me know if you need anything.  Holla!"