I sent out an email a couple of months ago to my 4 friends describing the "Urban S'More." This simple recipe had 2 ingredients - 2 Chips Ahoy cookies and one unsuspecting
marshmallow. Put these guys in the microwave for about 20 seconds - and there you have it. The Urban S'More. My invention, patent pending. Cam responds with some flap about "That's a blog!" Similar to George's, "That's the show!" Right, a show about nothing - hence this blog. "Hence" is 10
points in Scrabble. Love the
Scrabble. In junior high Spanish class, I learned how to play Scrabble in Spanish. There was only one "q" and one "n" with a tilde. You would think that there would be more tilded ns (why no quotations? I don't know. Ask my
Mom) in the Spanish version of Scrabble.
Anyway, I decided to interject some of what I would call "Perfect Foods" into my blog. Some you can make in seconds, some you will need an upright smoker, some hickory wood and some meat that is extremely tough.
Tonight's episode is very easy. I'll call it "
Cleveland's Chip and Dip."
Get a bowl of Cookie Crisp cereal.
Get a tub of Duncan Hines Milk Chocolate Cake Frosting.
Dip and enjoy.
For an historical substitute called "
Richmond's Chip and Dip:"
Get a bowl of
Golden Grahams.
Get a jar of Marshmallow
Fluff.
Dip and enjoy.
A) Perfect Foods recurring theme - I love the idea.
ReplyDeleteB) If you're part of the Empire of Evil (aka Facebook), let me know and I'll beat you at Scrabble.
C)I'm fine-tuning a similar style dish where I dip a Nature Valley peanutbutter granola bar into a tub of Nutella. I'll let you know how it works out.
Kilzer Nachos - 1 plate. Some tortilla chips. Shreded cheese on top. Add salsa. (Do you know why salsa is the #1 condiment? Because people like to say Salsa..) Microwave for 1 minute or until cheese is melted. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteKilzer nachos were illigally shown in the beginning of the movie "stepbrothers", without my permission. Lawsuit pending.
Please. Beat me in Scrabble? In the words of Larry Holmes about Mike Tyson: "I was the champion before he was even a thought in his father's penis."
ReplyDeleteDon't even think about any type of challenge. I still believe there is a McNugget vs. Sushi eatoff still pending.
I love Step Brothers. "F*ck you, Dale!"
Perfect Food Combo 1.6: take oreo, place in milk, let sit, take out, eat. the end :)
ReplyDeleteBest scrabble word ever (thats english): Quixotry, racking in a total of 365 if played on 2 triple word scores (since it uses all 7 of your letters, you get that 50 point bonus), but it has to be played off of another letter (i would go for the "i")
I had a quixotry once, but don't tell your mom
ReplyDeleteAccording to Craig Rowland, Scrabble in North America recognizes five words which, if spelled over two triple-word score squares, and with a premium-scoring tile on the double-letter score square, will award the player 392 points on a single play. These five words are: OXAZEPAM, BEZIQUES, CAZIQUES, MEZQUITS, and MEZQUITE.
ReplyDeleteJohn Chew says that OXYPHENBUTAZONE is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules (OSPD+MWCD). It can score 1778 under suitably contrived circumstances listed and credited in the Scrabble FAQ. The highest-scoring opening plays are MUZJIKS (128) in OSPD and QUARTZY (126) or SQUEEZY (126) in OSW.
Bruce D. Wilner says if we include eight-letter "bingos" that use all seven letters on one's rack plus a letter already on the board, then WHIZBANG, QUETZALS, and HIGHJACK score an incredible 374 points for a single play if the highest-point tile is on a light blue square and both the first and last letters are on red squares. QUIXOTIC and MUSQUASH are right behind, scoring 356 and 338, respectively.