Looks like I need a new roof. ' Aww..,' you might say. .. Hey, do you own a house? If you don't - then, "C your C." Don't know what that means? I dare you to ask me in the comments. Since Kilzer is the only one that even knows that I blog (because I text him) - I doubt anyone will ask what CyC is.
Look, just my deductible is a grand. Do you have an extra $1,000 lying (should it be laying? [my mom is a dead English teacher, I should know - right?]) around? No, of course not.
Whatever. My life, now after Party City, isn't so bad.
At least I don't live at the corner of KITCHEN ("Pretty groovy thanks, and yourself")DICK and WOODCOCK.
Attention C to the A to the M, it only took me 7 minutes to post.
Um... what is C your C?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what that means and your dared me (as one of your many readers) to ask.
I live dangerously.
Ha! With cobwebs.....
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Inappropriate,
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that a member of your immediate family is one of your followers. Would you care to explain that to her?
With all my love,
PPYSM